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Big time lab news!!!
Due to a previously unnoticed helium leak, BIO5 (the Keating
Building) has floated away. It was last reported hovering above the Pacific, and
meteorologists predict that seasonal winds will return it to our shores by
October.
Lab Visit by Carolus Linnaeus
The Hammer Lab is honored and pleased to announce a visit to our lab by the
Father of Taxonomy, Carolus Linnaeus (Carl von Linné) on 11/01.
All those wishing to drop by are welcome. Please realize that Dr. Linnaeus is
undead (or, more commonly, a zombie), and such may attempt to eat your brain.
On that note, there will be a buffet-style lunch at 1:00. Protective headgear is
optional.
About the lab homunculus
If you encounter the lab homunculus (or "Monkey" as we like to call it),
please DO NOT let it near bright light - especially sunlight, do not get water on
it; and, most importantly, never feed the homunculus after midnight. These rules
do not apply to Steve, the lab golem.
More Stuff!
Coming Soon!
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